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April 13, 2018
March 30, 2018
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December 13, 2017
Christmas Wish List 2017
1. Zak Designs Confetti Plates in Mint
2. Robin Le Riche Smash the Patriarchy T-Shirt
4. Cou Cou Suzette Glittery Eye Socks
5. Nemat Fragrances Amber Perfume Oil
7. Urban Decay Naked Skin Shapeshifter Palette
8. ILNP Holographic Nail Polish
9. China Glaze x My Little Pony Nail Polish in Cutie Mark the Spot
11. Laser Kitten 'I'm Right on Top of That, Rose' Pin
13. Naturalizer Wonda Chelsea Boots
15. Pentel Art Aquash Watercolor Brushes
16. Crackpot: The Obsessions of John Waters by John Waters
17. Hunger: A Memoir of (My) Body by Roxane Gay
18. We Are Never Meeting in Real Life by Samantha Irby
19. Theft by Finding: Diaries 1977-2002 by David Sedaris
September 15, 2017
Friday Faves Vol. 12
This embroidered Kirk Van Houten 'Can I Borrow a Feeling?' patch!
This airy & gorgeous white/black/teal kitchen!
The beautiful Storm King Art Center, an outdoor sculpture garden in New York!
This story on Nathan for You's Nathan Fielder...this show's the best and it's coming back this month!
This incredible collection of gifs that show idyllic 1960s resorts then and now.
This countdown of the greatest movie props of all time, from the Hoverboard to that plastic bag.
This photo collection of impeccably dressed bunnies!
This drool-worthy sheet pan dinner of crispy gnocchi & veggies!
This list of places to get inexpensive, modern furniture (that aren't Ikea)!
This Ciate Glitter Flip liquid lipstick!
What cool stuff have you seen lately?
September 1, 2017
Friday Faves Vol. 11
This breed of duck, the crested, that appears to have hair!
This simple yet delish-looking corn chowder recipe is perfect for summer!
This faux taxidermy piñata rug!
This list of the most ridiculous and outlandish plots from Sweet Valley High!
This photo tour of Andy Cohen's stylish NYC home!
This whimsical carrot-shaped whisk!
This exhibit at the Peabody Essex Museum in Salem, MA is full of classic horror & sci-fi stuff!
This gorgeous "swimsuit" made from flowers!
This cool hair dye that changes shades with temperature!
This adorable and endlessly useful gold bunny ear canister!
What cool stuff have you seen lately?
June 9, 2017
Friday Faves Vol. 5
This adorable donut bead necklace DIY project!
These delicious-looking lemon poppyseed mini scones!
This vintage 1960s beauty tutorial video!
This list of business advice from 19 badass biz ladies!
What are you peeping on lately?
June 2, 2017
How to Paint a Ceramic Canister (plus one million ways NOT to): A Tutorial
This all started innocently enough; I was in the market for a coffee canister. Something simple - not too big, not too small and at least a little cute. Within the ranks of Amazon's thousands of offerings I was sure to find something to suit my tastes, right? Wrong.
Blame it on my pickiness (it's fine, she and I are well acquainted), but I couldn't find the simple-canister-with-an-attached-scoop of my dreams. Woe is me, in lieu of flowers send canisters, etc.
I was able to find a simple white canister (now with scoop!) at Michael's and grabbed that thing for less than eight bucks with a coupon. She was so plain, so empty, so…ready for my magic hands. She was getting a makeover!
Wanting to keep it simple, I grabbed some gold paint (yes, my version of simple is metallic gold, why do you ask?) and went upon my merry way, thinking this would be a one-and-done project that'd be over in an afternoon. Ohhhh, baby, was I mistaken. This project gave me lots of experience in how NOT to paint a ceramic canister, which is probably more useful than the correct way, so I'm gonna give you both. Paint at your own risk ☺
First, I pondered - how do I get perfect polka dots? Maybe not perfect perfect, but mostly perfect. Hey, I'm laid back! Though, perfect perfect is great too. Maybe then let's just go for perfect perfect. Flexible! See how laid back I am???
My plan: I'll draw on perfectly symmetrical lines with a ruler so everything is lined up just right. Oh, that's very difficult on a rounded surface? Let's use a level then. Oh, that's basically the same thing? JK, we're doing this with a length of string and a grease pencil and…the plans went on and on. That's good for placement, but what about the actual dots?
I could buy a rubber stamper! Eh, those look flimsy and cost way more than they should. I can make a stamper! From what, you lunatic? Okay, I'll use the lid to a product and stamp a circular outline and then fill it in! GENIUS AWARD RIGHT HERE PLZ. Oh, right, that's super messy and, again, that damn rounded surface. How about I just put circle stickers on the canister and paint everything around them gold and go for a reverse effect? That'll show them! Okay, first - show who? Second - that's not even easier. You're losing it, kid.
Then, when I least expected it, actual genius struck!
I'm gonna make stencils out of painters tape with a giant hole punch!
I simply inserted the tape in the punch and made a perfect circular hole. No prob!
Duh, I'll stick the tape to paper first and then punch because peeling off painters tape is easy! That's literally what it's designed to do. Except it was only mostly easy. Some spots got paper stuck to them, negating their purpose as a stencil. Okay, I'l switch to card stock since it's thicker and probably won't stick as easily.
Yay! This is mostly true! It still sticks here and there, but guess what? This is getting old fast! I punch a bunch of strips full of evenly spaced holes and peel them off the card stock. Success?
Now we pop those stencils on and we're basically done, right? HA. This project laughs in your face. First, wipe the whole canister down with rubbing alcohol.
To apply the strips of stencils, either rely on a keen eye like I did or bring out a ruler to check as you go. It helps to find the center of the top and mark it with a pencil (which will wipe off) before laying down your first strip.
Hot Tip: to apply on the top of the canister, start in the center and work out. On the body, start on the side and work around so that any wonky measurements will end up in the back where no one will dare to look.
PAINT! It's finally time! It'll be easy now, right? Right?? Why are you looking at me like that? Oh…
I innocently painted on a layer of the enamel paint. I thought it seemed thinner than I expected, but I was still riding high. I painted the whole top of the canister and waited excitedly.
This paint is made for ceramic and other surfaces and meant to be baked on or air cured afterward. I didn't quite get that far, though.
The paint stuck to the painters tape (one job, buddy!) instead of the canister and peeled off almost everywhere. It was very sheer too, and would've taken at least three coats to be opaque.
I'm in too deep to turn back now, yet I have nothing to show for it but a bunch of hole-filled tape. Perhaps I should take this tape and cover my eyes for all of eternity so that I may pretend my canister is completed and beautiful. I'm sure I'd still see outta these stupid holes though. Hmmm.
WAIT. DON'T PAINT MARKERS EXIST? *googles paint markers* THEY DO!
Then, like an angel sent from craft store heaven (where sequins get their wings), comes this glorious golden baby:
It's glowing, right? It's not just me and my heart eyes? Oh, it is? This Sharpie paint marker in metallic gold is also good on glass, ceramic and other tricky surfaces, except this paint is opaque and it stays put! It's…beautiful.
This method is:
a) faster
b) easier
c) even more golden
d) not going to stick to painters tape, which goes against the ONE purpose of both the tape and the paint, not that I'm still bitter, but you get it.
Bonus - I only needed one pen and still have some use left in it, and it dried almost immediately. I left it overnight just to be safe. Fool me once, shame on you; fool me twice, I'm smashing this canister in the street.
You can see some marker strokes, but when it dries the color smooths out nicely.
When it's dry, just slowly take those paint strips off. Treat it like emotional therapy for what this project has done to you.
*The Reveal*
Okay, so let me say - I'm happy with my canister and will use it daily. Let me also say - some of my perfect perfect polka dots are…not so perfect.
I'm totally cool with this because, c'mon, look at this journey - I'm just excited to end it. But more than that, the slightly fuzzy dots have grown on me tremendously and I can't believe I didn't do this on purpose. Now, perfect perfect seems so boring boring.
I think the cheap ceramic is to blame for this result because the stencils were tightly stuck and I was careful with my marker. It just seemed to bleed like a cheap lipstick bleeds outside the lip line.
When I showed my sister these fuzzy-edged dots she said she loved them as is, and that they looked cool, like gold bullet holes. So she's either a wonderful liar or a wonderful sister, but let's be optimistic.
She pointed out that since the placement was so precise and purposeful (I believe there was a Martha Stewart comparison, but who can remember these things?) (I can. There was.), the messiness of the dots looks intentional. A mix of chaos and order. Just like this whole project, really.
Sure, I could re-outline all the dots with the marker or another paint color. Honestly, though? I'm just going to embrace the imperfection. I actually prefer it! Plus, I got the hint that maybe I need to be a little more of a "go with the flow" type of girl and less "hmm, how can I completely control the flow?" Point taken, canister. Point taken.
Have you ever painted a canister? Have any tips on working with enamel paint? Have you made it safely through this harrowing journey?
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